Caitlyn had joined "Toastdollies" and decided to give a speech to the "Disinterested Nations," "Friends, Dollies, Countrydollies and other people, the time has come to unite against cruelty against Dollies, and to show the people that we have come to make peace in the world. Enough rendering of our pudgy little limbs, no more amateur surgery by naughty boys! no more haircutting by Suzy with the garden shears! If you leave us in the sun do we not turn to lumps of vynil with eyes? If you steal our knickers do we not go "EEEK!!!" and cover ourselves with our hands? All we ask is sufficient clothing, a nice warm place to stand and as many hugs as possible. It is not much to ask, nay, it is a small thing that we require. Do you wish your children (especially the female ones) to grow up without the constant ever loving companionship of a Doll? could you look into her eyes and explain that playstations make for better toys? Do not deny us our right to be owned and to influence your choice in 0-3 month clothing. YOU can make a difference, adopt a Doll today! unite against strange plastic toys that go bang! down with Pokemon and his strangely named companions. Down with Action Man!" At this point enough fruit flew to make a sizable fruit salad. "Caitlyn, what were you trying to do?" I asked. "I thought a nice bowl of fruit salad would go down well tonite with supper. This was the only way I could think of to get some really quickly." she replied as she sorted through the fruit.

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