As we were saying before Muffin nodded off… Muffin is a cat of many talents and of course is very photogenic too, although he does have his “off days”
Generally food will cheer him up, or maybe a
Guess who heard the magic word?
Don’t get me wrong, Muffin can chase a piece of string, laser pointer or even a twig.
In fact, he occasionally plays dolls when the whim takes him.
and he enjoys a box or plastic bag just like any other self respecting moggy.
But like many pets Muffin has slowed down a lot as he has gotten older, it is now 8 years since Muffinland first saw the light of day and Muffin is probably about 9 now and has slept for at least 7 of those years. In human terms he is roughly about 52 human years, which is almost as old as I am (although I have had much less sleep and no fishycookies).
Just talk to the paw…
At the end of the day Muffin is a wonderful gentle moggy that enjoys company and who is not averse to a dab of cream on his foot/feet. We have had many laughs because of him and each time I return to South Africa he looks strangely at me as if to say “Have I been asleep for so long?”
But, late at night as I battle jet lag I will feel him jump on the bed, release his limiters and wash his foot, safe in the knowledge that he can sleep late the next morning and all will be well in his world.
And as for Pooty Applewater? there are other moggy’s at Muffin’s home now, and Muffin finally has some friends to wash and sleep with. Pooty is way too grumpy for that sort of frivolity and she still makes horrid noises when she sees him.
This is Floof (or something like that) and she is (he?) much friendlier
And the other moggy is way too fast to see: a grey streak across the lawn that is moving way too quickly for my camera or for Muffin. I may have a pic… but must find it first. I do not know when/if I will be in the presence of Muffin again, but if ever I am I will send him your regards and he will wash his foot and fall asleep like he always does.
I was recently reminded that the original Muffinland webpage had gone missing. For those who do not know Muffinland was where Muffin the cat used to post pics for his hordes of adoring fans. However, when I changed everything to a blog format Muffin was asleep and did not complete the migration of his stuff either (He was very tired because he only slept 27 hours that night). After some persuasion I managed to find the original material from then and am going to try to recreate parts of Muffinland. Bear in mind that the chief cat involved is still recovering from his last attempt at going into politics.
Without further ado… a fishy cookie for encouragement.
This is Muffinland, the home of Muffin. The cat with the cleanest foot in town. Him of the fishycookie habit. Occasionally known as Noodle, sometimes Osaka, but always Muffin deep inside. Fishycookies are one of Nature’s purrfect foods, and one of Muffins (that’s me below), favourite snacks. I will do anything for a fishycookie, and will endure hoodies, gloves, scarves and newspapers heaped upon my tormented body just for that moment of greatness when a fishycookie graces my pallet. I consider them to be the “Scooby Snack” of Muffinland.
Of course being somewhat of a debonair playcat has not gone to Muffin’s head. He acknowledges that he has many fans and wishes that he could thank them all, but he must wash his foot and of course catch up on his sleep. However, he does send this personalised pic for his fans.
Fans send Muffin lots of questions. Here are a few.
Q. How long are you Muffin?
Q. What kind of cat are you?
A. A very tired black and white one.
Q. What is your favourite food?
A. Fishycookies! and cream and custard and fishycookies and whatever else I can scrounge.
Q. Is there a Mrs Muffin in your life?
A. No, but there is Pooty Applewater although she is kind of grumpy.
Q. I always feel motivated when I see you, what is your secret?
A. Fishycookies…. lots of sleep and a clean foot.
That reminds me. I must wash my foot.
Talking about motivation. Muffin was the star of a series of motivational memes and would like to share some of his favourites.
Unfortunately Dokes the cat crossed the rainbow bridge in June 2014, and he will be remembered with fondness by all who knew him. Read our tribute at Rest in Peace Dokes
Muffin would like to remind everybody that it will soon be winter
Muffin is no follower of fashion, although he does have his favourite no name wardrobe items.
And of course during this period of lockdown and social distancing…
Don’t forget that this pandemic is serious business, so Muffin advises that lockdown is the perfect time to catch up on your sleep (even if it is only for 27 hours), or get your hair done.
And that is Muffinland for today. Once Muffin gets more energy he will be back to enthral us all with more Tales from the Tail.
It is now 19.30 on the evening of the 7th and I am back home, surrounded by washing, empty suitcases, clothing, postcards and heaps of other odds and ends that I brought back with me. My flight left last night at 9 pm, and we landed just after 6 this morning. I have spent the time between then and 4 pm in queues, trains, buses and Paddington Station.
A lot happened between my previous post of the 24th of February and now. I split my time between my brother’s house and my friends on the West Rand, although was not as active in the local cemeteries as I was previously. My mother is surprisingly strong, but I fear that she is trapped inside her body and is probably hating every minute of it. Unfortunately we had to make the decision that we made in 2017, there were no more options available to us. Sadly she is surrounded by other elderly women of various ages, many never get visited and lead out their lonely lives in the home. I am afraid that in some cases they have outlived their children, or their children are no longer in the area or in the country.
There is a lot I can say about South Africa. Corruption has seriously damaged the economy, and the continued demand by Eskom for higher tariffs is met with disgust as the public recalls how easily Eskom and the corrupt in it seemingly burnt money with impunity. To this date no high profile crooks have been arrested for corruption and they continue to lead the high life, safe in the knowledge that they got away with it.
The few malls that I visited were also showing the effects of the economic downturn, with empty shops and fewer buying customers visiting them. Generally though I had good service from 99% of the people I encountered in my travels in and around the West and East Rand. The petrol price continues to bite though, and of course the traffic jams in Johannesburg are even worse as a large portion of the one freeway has had to be closed to repair some of the supports and bridges that are part of it.
Muffin the cat continues to amuse, at this moment he is thinking of entering politics and is trying to register his own political party called “The Fishycookie Party”. By his reckoning he could be the chief poohbah in the next election because at least he wont be corrupt, although is liable to sleep in parliament.
Again I got to enjoy the pets of my brother and friends during this trip, and it is amazing how they enrich our lives; there is never a dull moment when you have a cat or a dog.
The weather back in South Africa was hot and very uncomfortable as I really prefer the relatively cooler summers of the UK. I do not do heat well! We did have a typical highveld thunder/rain storm in my last week, and I had forgotten how much water these could dump and how bad the thunderstorms can get in Johannesburg. Back in the UK it was overcast and drizzly where I live, but the march to Summer continues.
Food prices continue to rise and I did quite a few comparisons with the prices I gathered way back in 2017. These are just a few examples that I spotted, and some items may have been on sale. The items are not indicative of my own personal preferences and are sourced through leaflets and shops I visited in the West and East Rand. Petrol was R14.08 pl 95 octane and R13.86 for 93 octane (02/03/2019)
6 Eskort Gold Medal Pork Sausages: R44.91
Kellogs Corn Flakes (750gr) R49.99
Beef Biltong R320/kg
Oreo 16’s R14.99
Sedgewick’s Old Brown Sherry 750 ml R44.95 (R39 in duty free at ORT airport)
Milo 500gr tin R51.99
2 Litres Coke R16.99
Cadbury’s Chocolate (80g slab) R19.95
Oral B electric toothbrush R499.95
Jungle Oats (1kg) R26.99
Weetbix (900 gr) R38.99
Wellingtons Tomato Sauce (700 ml) RR18.99
Baby Soft 2 ply toilet rolls (18’s) R124.99
Lipice (4.6 g) R22.99
Sunlight dishwashing Liquid (750 ml) R32.99
Joko Tea (60 bags) R32.99
Milo (500 gr) R54.99
Ricoffy (750 g) R79.99
Mrs Balls Chutney (470 g) R28.99
Douwe Egberts Pure Gold coffee (200 g) R119.99
Crystal Valley salted butter (500 gr) R47.99
Nature’s Garden mixed veg (2,5kg) R25.99
30 Large eggs R49.99
Stork Country Spread 1kg R29.99
Dewfresh milk 6×1 Litre R69.99 (R11.99 ea)
Gordons Gin 750ml R99.99
Hunters Dry 12x440ml Cans R129.99
30 Extra large eggs R44.99
Ultra Mel Custard 1 Litre R22.99
Enterprise Back Bacon 200gr R23.99
Fresh chicken breast fillets (R59.99/kg
Huletts white sugar (2.5 kg) R39.99
Lipton ice tea (1,5 litre) R17.99
King Steer burger R64.90, Regular chips: R15.90 2019