I was recently reminded that the original Muffinland webpage had gone missing. For those who do not know Muffinland was where Muffin the cat used to post pics for his hordes of adoring fans. However, when I changed everything to a blog format Muffin was asleep and did not complete the migration of his stuff either (He was very tired because he only slept 27 hours that night). After some persuasion I managed to find the original material from then and am going to try to recreate parts of Muffinland. Bear in mind that the chief cat involved is still recovering from his last attempt at going into politics.
Without further ado… a fishy cookie for encouragement.
This is Muffinland, the home of Muffin. The cat with the cleanest foot in town. Him of the fishycookie habit. Occasionally known as Noodle, sometimes Osaka, but always Muffin deep inside. Fishycookies are one of Nature’s purrfect foods, and one of Muffins (that’s me below), favourite snacks. I will do anything for a fishycookie, and will endure hoodies, gloves, scarves and newspapers heaped upon my tormented body just for that moment of greatness when a fishycookie graces my pallet. I consider them to be the “Scooby Snack” of Muffinland.
Of course being somewhat of a debonair playcat has not gone to Muffin’s head. He acknowledges that he has many fans and wishes that he could thank them all, but he must wash his foot and of course catch up on his sleep. However, he does send this personalised pic for his fans.
Fans send Muffin lots of questions. Here are a few.
Q. How long are you Muffin?
Q. What kind of cat are you?
A. A very tired black and white one.
Q. What is your favourite food?
A. Fishycookies! and cream and custard and fishycookies and whatever else I can scrounge.
Q. Is there a Mrs Muffin in your life?
A. No, but there is Pooty Applewater although she is kind of grumpy.
Q. I always feel motivated when I see you, what is your secret?
A. Fishycookies…. lots of sleep and a clean foot.
That reminds me. I must wash my foot.
Talking about motivation. Muffin was the star of a series of motivational memes and would like to share some of his favourites.
Unfortunately Dokes the cat crossed the rainbow bridge in June 2014, and he will be remembered with fondness by all who knew him. Read our tribute at Rest in Peace Dokes
Muffin would like to remind everybody that it will soon be winter
Muffin is no follower of fashion, although he does have his favourite no name wardrobe items.
And of course during this period of lockdown and social distancing…
Don’t forget that this pandemic is serious business, so Muffin advises that lockdown is the perfect time to catch up on your sleep (even if it is only for 27 hours), or get your hair done.
And that is Muffinland for today. Once Muffin gets more energy he will be back to enthral us all with more Tales from the Tail.
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